After evidence emerged today that, in 1995, Hillary Clinton told then-President Bill Clinton “screw ‘em” in reference to working class southerners, she confessed that she once fought and won an agonizing, private battle with Tourette’s syndrome, a disorder familiar to many as !#%!-and-grimace syndrome.

“Not only was I discriminated against as a white woman who attended Yale Law School,” Ms. Clinton said, to a confused NAACP chapter in Philly. “Once upon a time, I fought a lonely battle with Tourette’s Syndrome, a battle from which I emerged victorious and ready to lead on day one.”

Asked when, exactly, she battled Tourette’s, other than at Camp David in 1995 when author Benjamin Barber and others were there to witness and document her “screw ‘em” remark, Ms. Clinton was ready with specifics.

“Whenever, in the past, I profanely denigrated a constituency whose votes I now need and someone has evidence of it,” Ms. Clinton said. “That’s when.”

Clinton said that goes doubly for any time in the future that she reviles rival Barrak Obama for statements he’s made, which turn out to pale in comparison to statements we later learn she made.

“I remember, my uncle used to take me out back of that old shed on Lake Wrunamoka to shoot our 22’s,” Clinton said, a wistful expression crossing her face.

“I remember how he actually nicknamed me “Screw ‘em” because, at times, I inadvertently said it so dang often…as happened to me at Camp David when witnesses were there to quote me.”