DOGTOWN INK EXCLUSIVE — Dogtown Ink has acquired this exclusive frame grab from astonishing video footage shot by a Denver area man of a live space alien peeking in a window. Unlike previous grainy images of purported extraterrestrials, the video still clearly shows a very buff, completely alien life form outside the windshield of a space ship cockpit.
The video footage, from 54-year-old Coloradan Jeff Peckman, is to be shown to the press later today only. Dogtown Ink acquired the exclusive sneak peek through back channels in the office of congressman and avid alien advocate, Dennis Kucinich.
After forensic analysis by Dogtown Ink alien frame grab specialists, we are confident that even the most skeptical readers will agree there are aliens among us. You be the judge.