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Whenever a person sets out to pursue something that they love, they set their foot upon a path. When a person sets their foot upon a path, they begin a voyage. And when a person begins a voyage, they do so in blindness and ignorance – the destination is always obscured in the future. By [...]
Dear Mia: My friend is concerned that I drink alone. The thing is, I don't drink alone, my higher power is always present where ever I am. Am I doing something wrong?
Dear Highball in Heaven: No, you are not doing anything wrong, unless, of course, you are drinking blended frozen drinks or white zin...
McCain-inspired Obama THAT ONE posters hit the Internet shortly after the debate and they're yours for the taking!
SHAFTER, CA -- Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska today announced her decision to abandon her run for vice president in order to head the Republican ticket. "The way Senator McCain talks about they didn't elect him Miss Congeniality," Palin said, "he deserves to win it before he gets any older and crankier."
VENICE, CA -- The premature
McCain Wins Debate! advertisement that appeared on presidential candidate John McCain's website today turns out to have merely been the tip of the iceberg! Dogtown Ink has come into possession of a whole slew of additional McCain ads. Seems the cocky candidate is prepared for all kinds of premature ejaculations.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While many believe John McCain is calling for a break from the presidential campaign to demonstrate both his rocket scientist economical expertise--as opposed to because he's down in the polls, wants to avoid answering for lies about his campaign manager's ongoing (until halted this month by the Feds) financial relationship with Freddie Mac, and is afraid of being skewered in Friday's debate--in actuality, the seventy-one-year-old Republican nominee just really misses his naps.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors here today raced to repair John McCain after the notoriously hot-tempered Senator repeatedly shot himself in the foot in recent days. "Not only that," said forensic podiatrist Dr. Saul Bunyon, "He stuffed it in his mouth. Repeatedly. Ick."
Next time you find yourself with a gun to your head, a suggestion: Slap on an outrageous grin and bust your best moves through undulating bolts of colorful fabric and a phalanx of
bhangra-ing backup dancers. If you know anything at all about
Bollywood movies, you'll know it works every time.
For Iram Parveen Bilal, a USC grad student and self-professed Bollywood nut, this was the last chance to join the school's Anjaane Hindi film dance team before receiving her degree. The lone Islamic member of the team -- she's from Islamabad, Pakistan -- Iram took full advantage...with a couple of costume alterations.
As enamored of the arts as I was when I was a teenager, like most of same, I sought the things I was interested in outside the home. It's too bad, because I missed out on what should have been more of a source of inspiration to me. Ken O'Brien, my dad.
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