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Turns out the gun that discharged “accidentally” in a US Air cockpit recently was no big deal. 
A statement released today by the airliner sought to reassure the public that “…while the gun was not in the pilot’s luggage when it discharged” as had been previously reported, “all the pilot who fired it was doing was [...]

Oops! The Vatican did it again! Days after updating its list of original sins with modern sins like polluting and pushing drugs, the Vatican is back with eight more latter day no-nos.
“Now that I think about it,” the Pope said, on a conference call with reporters, “There are a few more transgressions that really get [...]

Soccer games have become an increasing distraction for brawling soccer fans, according to the World Soccer Fan Brawling Association (WSFBA).
The latest incident came over the weekend in Bogata, Columbia, when authorities forcibly halted a grandstand set-to, between Team America de Cali’s “Red Baron” fan club and Deportivo de Cali fans, in order to complete, of [...]

Turns out the next time you go to take a pill with a glass of water you can pretty much skip the pill. Merely drinking the glass of water will likely cure whatever ails you. So a watershed investigation of America’s drinking water by the Associated Press reveals. 
“A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, [...]

“Hey, Sweet Cakes, what you wearin’?”These are the words I hear, spoken in a familiar voice —Arkansas twang, erudite — when I answer my phone one recent late, late night.”Disgraced former president Bill Clinton?” I rasp, sounding, I realize too late, like CNN’s Candy Crawley, or possibly Monica Lewinsky.”I love it when you growl at [...]