Soccer games have become an increasing distraction for brawling soccer fans, according to the World Soccer Fan Brawling Association (WSFBA).
The latest incident came over the weekend in Bogata, Columbia, when authorities forcibly halted a grandstand set-to, between Team America de Cali’s “Red Baron” fan club and Deportivo de Cali fans, in order to complete, of [...]
Soccer Games Becoming “Major Distraction” for Fan Brawls on 1111 2008
It’s 3 a.m. The phone rings… It’s Bill Clinton. He wants to party… on 104 2008
“Hey, Sweet Cakes, what you wearin’?”These are the words I hear, spoken in a familiar voice —Arkansas twang, erudite — when I answer my phone one recent late, late night.”Disgraced former president Bill Clinton?” I rasp, sounding, I realize too late, like CNN’s Candy Crawley, or possibly Monica Lewinsky.”I love it when you growl at [...]
AMONG THE SWINGERS on 0822 2008
VENICE, CA— Never have I witnessed the depravity I witnessed among the swingers…
That was going to be my opener. But then I didn’t really witness any depravity among the swingers and thought to reconsider. (I did. I’m sticking with my gut.)
As it turns out, the swingers I met all seemed surprisingly normal for sex maniacs. [...]
D.I.Y. F.-ing Tedious on 0426 2008
Researchers studying ultra-hip do-it-yourself (D.I.Y.) culture have confirmed the worst suspicions of many D.I.Y.ers come lately: It’s a royal pain in the ass and the results usually suck.
Studies indicate upwards of 99% of new do-it-yourselfers almost immediately realize they actually prefer having it done for them, typically while receiving oral sex or pedicures.
“D.U.I. is way [...]

