Hillary Clinton: Sh*tting us or shooting us? on 2123 2008

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Today Hillary Rodham Clinton cited Robert Kennedy’s June 1968 assassination as justification for staying in the race for her party’s presidential nomination, effectively demonstrating that she is 100% bat shit crazy.

The 5 (Other) Mistakes Clinton Made on 198 2008

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Today Time magazine listed the five mistakes Hillary Clinton made in her failed attempt to win the Democratic party’s nomination for president — and got it all wrong. Here are the 5 REAL reasons her campaign screwed the pooch.

Clinton Campaign To Bill Collectors: “Take Him, Please!” on 1511 2008

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Reports that bill collectors will soon be descending on the Clinton campaign were met today with jubilation by an unlikely lot — top Clinton campaign staffers.

Clinton to Continue Campaign After Convention, Election, Immolation of Earth by Sun on 157 2008

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Despite mounting pressure from Democratic party leaders for Hillary Clinton to end her campaign to be the party’s nominee for president, Hillary Clinton today insisted she has “no intention whatsoever of quitting the race…ever.”

First Ladies Man—Bill Clinton: “Fired Up and Ready To Go Day One!” on 0711 2008

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“I’m pumped to serve as First Ladies Man—very!” Clinton told reportedly told . “And I’ve got ZERO problem with it. I’ll be fired up and ready to go day one. Day Two, too. Hell, I’ll go every day of the week, God willing.”