Exclusive Preview: Video Still of Live Space Alien at Window on 2230 2008

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DOGTOWN INK EXCLUSIVE — Dogtown Ink has acquired this exclusive frame grab from astonishing video footage shot by a Denver area man of a live space alien peeking in a window. Unlike previous grainy images of purported extraterrestrials, the video still clearly shows a very buff, completely alien life form outside the windshield of a space ship cockpit.

Roger Clemens Denies Steroid Use, Punches Out Congress on 0713 2008

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Thirty-nine-time Cy Young Award-winning pitcher Roger Clemens returned to Capitol Hill today, repeating denials that he used performance enhancing drugs before dropping to the floor for 300 clapping push-ups and punching out everyone on the panel.