Reward offered for Obama’s stolen ‘fro on 2812 2008

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VENICE, CA — Candidate Barak Obama’s afro was stolen here today in a sign that the 2008 presidential campaign has grown increasingly hairy–after its recent lipsticky phase. “You may boost a brother’s do-rag,” said Obama supporter, 50 Cent. “You do not steal his ‘fro.”

Scott McClellan Jumps to #1 on Amazon…and FBI’s Most Wanted on 2229 2008

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WASHINGTON DC — In a stunning coincidence, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan not only jumped to the top of Amazon’s list of best sellers today, but to the number one position on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.