WASHINGTON, D.C. — While many believe John McCain is calling for a break from the presidential campaign to demonstrate both his rocket scientist economical expertise–as opposed to because he’s down in the polls, wants to avoid answering for lies about his campaign manager’s ongoing (until halted this month by the Feds) financial relationship with Freddie Mac, and is afraid of being skewered in Friday’s debate–in actuality, the seventy-one-year-old Republican nominee just really misses his naps.
McCain’s actual reason for calling campaign time-out revealed: he misses his naps on 3924 2008
McCain hospitalized with gunshots to foot–Cheney not a suspect on 3924 2008
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Doctors here today raced to repair John McCain after the notoriously hot-tempered Senator repeatedly shot himself in the foot in recent days. “Not only that,” said forensic podiatrist Dr. Saul Bunyon, “He stuffed it in his mouth. Repeatedly. Ick.”
