Microsoft today announced its intention to acquire the land-locked alpine principality of Liechtenstein.
Microsoft to Acquire Liechtenstein on 0716 2008
First Ladies Man—Bill Clinton: “Fired Up and Ready To Go Day One!” on 0711 2008
“I’m pumped to serve as First Ladies Man—very!” Clinton told reportedly told . “And I’ve got ZERO problem with it. I’ll be fired up and ready to go day one. Day Two, too. Hell, I’ll go every day of the week, God willing.”
Study: More Americans In Rehab Than Out on 068 2008
A new study finds more Americans in rehab than out, though hard numbers for those who are out were difficult to obtain (given that most were “out” clubbing or “out” cold from the previous night’s clubbing).
Flesh-Eating Virus Going Vegan? on 066 2008
“This may sound crazy, but I’m thinking hard about going vegan,” the Flesh-Eating Virus (F-EV) told Entertainment Tonight’s Pat O’Brien on a segment last night that sought to portray the Virus’ softer side.
United To Charge Extra for Losing Second Bag on 065 2008
United Airlines announced today that it would soon begin charging some passengers extra for losing a second bag.
D.I.Y. F.-ing Tedious on 0426 2008
Researchers studying ultra-hip do-it-yourself (D.I.Y.) culture have confirmed the worst suspicions of many D.I.Y.ers come lately: It’s a royal pain in the ass and the results usually suck.