SHAFTER, CA — Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska today announced her decision to abandon her run for vice president in order to head the Republican ticket. “The way Senator McCain talks about they didn’t elect him Miss Congeniality,” Palin said, “he deserves to win it before he gets any older and crankier.”
Palin abandons run for VP, will run for president instead on 417 2008
Reward offered for Obama’s stolen ‘fro on 3712 2008
VENICE, CA — Candidate Barak Obama’s afro was stolen here today in a sign that the 2008 presidential campaign has grown increasingly hairy–after its recent lipsticky phase. “You may boost a brother’s do-rag,” said Obama supporter, 50 Cent. “You do not steal his ‘fro.”
