MAYA LIN, VENICE TASTEMAKER on 1218 2008

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The anticipation of residents along Venice, California’s 25th Ave., sometimes known as the Doggie Corridor, has been building for years for Maya Lin’s latest masterpiece, a 7500-square-foot single family home.

Soccer Games Becoming “Major Distraction” for Fan Brawls on 1111 2008

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Will pure soccer hooligans ever be able to enjoy a lawless conflagration without having to deal with the unnecessary distraction of a bunch of twinks prancing around a playing field in kneepants?”

Jailed Polygamist Leader One of Cellmate’s Multiple B****s on 0929 2008

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Despite serving 10 years to life in the Utah State Prison for polygamous-related behavior, famed polygamist leader Warren Jeffs continues the practice — in a manner of speaking.

Carrot Top Next To Recreate Marilyn Monroe’s Final Nude Photo Shoot on 0925 2008

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Not one to be one-upped by Lindsey Lohan, freaky D-list personality Carrot Top has announced that he, too, will recreate Marilyn Monroe’s famed last nude photo shoot.

David Blaine Thrills By Escaping Notice! on 0823 2008

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With his latest nauseating feat of public masochism, master escape artist David Blaine has finally accomplished what many have waited with baited breath for the prestidigitator to do: He’s completely escaped notice!

Microsoft to Acquire Liechtenstein on 0716 2008

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Microsoft today announced its intention to acquire the land-locked alpine principality of Liechtenstein.

First Ladies Man—Bill Clinton: “Fired Up and Ready To Go Day One!” on 0711 2008

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“I’m pumped to serve as First Ladies Man—very!” Clinton told reportedly told . “And I’ve got ZERO problem with it. I’ll be fired up and ready to go day one. Day Two, too. Hell, I’ll go every day of the week, God willing.”

Study: More Americans In Rehab Than Out on 068 2008

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A new study finds more Americans in rehab than out, though hard numbers for those who are out were difficult to obtain (given that most were “out” clubbing or “out” cold from the previous night’s clubbing).

United To Charge Extra for Losing Second Bag on 065 2008

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United Airlines announced today that it would soon begin charging some passengers extra for losing a second bag.

D.I.Y. F.-ing Tedious on 0426 2008

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Researchers studying ultra-hip do-it-yourself (D.I.Y.) culture have confirmed the worst suspicions of many D.I.Y.ers come lately: It’s a royal pain in the ass and the results usually suck.

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