T-Rex: Tastes like (big damn) chicken on 1828 2008

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Scientists have finally put to rest the age old question: Which came first? And it wasn’t the chicken or the egg. “T-Rex was actually a big damn chicken,” said famed Dinosaurologist Jock Fossil. “Though it still would’ve eaten Colonel Sanders faster than you can say hot wing.”